{"product_id":"km-not-my-first-rosemary","title":"Not My First Rosemary Funny Dark Humor Gardening T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eNot My First Rosemary — half the plant still green, half of it gone, and neither half is news.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted one at a time on a Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed, heavyweight ring-spun cotton that softens with every wash. Made to order in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eArtwork created in-house with the assistance of AI image tools and finished by hand.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUnisex, true to size — order the size you normally wear. Relaxed through the body; size up for an oversized look. Full measurements are in the size chart photo.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMade \u0026amp; shipped\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePrinted to order in the USA. Most orders ship within 3–5 business days, then 3–5 days in transit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eReturns\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e30 days, no questions asked — fewer than 1% of our customers ever need it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low. Garment-dyed cotton softens with every wash and keeps its colour.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Klozio","offers":[{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":48490853204226,"sku":"kmnr-IVO-S","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":48490853236994,"sku":"kmnr-IVO-M","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":48490853269762,"sku":"kmnr-IVO-L","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":48490853302530,"sku":"kmnr-IVO-XL","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":48490853335298,"sku":"kmnr-IVO-2XL","price":32.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":48490853368066,"sku":"kmnr-IVO-3XL","price":33.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ S","offer_id":48490853400834,"sku":"kmnr-BUT-S","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ M","offer_id":48490853433602,"sku":"kmnr-BUT-M","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ L","offer_id":48490853466370,"sku":"kmnr-BUT-L","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ XL","offer_id":48490853499138,"sku":"kmnr-BUT-XL","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 2XL","offer_id":48490853531906,"sku":"kmnr-BUT-2XL","price":32.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Butter \/ 3XL","offer_id":48490853564674,"sku":"kmnr-BUT-3XL","price":33.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ S","offer_id":48490853597442,"sku":"kmnr-SAN-S","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ M","offer_id":48490853630210,"sku":"kmnr-SAN-M","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ L","offer_id":48490853662978,"sku":"kmnr-SAN-L","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ XL","offer_id":48490853695746,"sku":"kmnr-SAN-XL","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ 2XL","offer_id":48490853728514,"sku":"kmnr-SAN-2XL","price":32.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ 3XL","offer_id":48490853761282,"sku":"kmnr-SAN-3XL","price":33.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ S","offer_id":48490853794050,"sku":"kmnr-MOS-S","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ M","offer_id":48490853826818,"sku":"kmnr-MOS-M","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ L","offer_id":48490853859586,"sku":"kmnr-MOS-L","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ XL","offer_id":48490853892354,"sku":"kmnr-MOS-XL","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 2XL","offer_id":48490853925122,"sku":"kmnr-MOS-2XL","price":32.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 3XL","offer_id":48490853957890,"sku":"kmnr-MOS-3XL","price":33.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ S","offer_id":48490853990658,"sku":"kmnr-BLS-S","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ M","offer_id":48490854023426,"sku":"kmnr-BLS-M","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ L","offer_id":48490854056194,"sku":"kmnr-BLS-L","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ XL","offer_id":48490854088962,"sku":"kmnr-BLS-XL","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 2XL","offer_id":48490854121730,"sku":"kmnr-BLS-2XL","price":32.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Spruce \/ 3XL","offer_id":48490854154498,"sku":"kmnr-BLS-3XL","price":33.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":48490854187266,"sku":"kmnr-ESP-S","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":48490854220034,"sku":"kmnr-ESP-M","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":48490854252802,"sku":"kmnr-ESP-L","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":48490854285570,"sku":"kmnr-ESP-XL","price":29.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":48490854318338,"sku":"kmnr-ESP-2XL","price":32.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":48490854351106,"sku":"kmnr-ESP-3XL","price":33.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0832\/6486\/4514\/files\/kzkm-km-not-my-first-rosemary-butter.jpg?v=1789351732","url":"https:\/\/klozio.io\/products\/km-not-my-first-rosemary","provider":"Klozio","version":"1.0","type":"link"}